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Lemony Snicket ([personal profile] mysilenceknot) wrote2010-03-23 06:44 pm

Post the Ninth: The Rotten Return

[He’d woken up in many strange beds before, though usually it involved him being chained to said object and the room filling up with water. However this time he soon recognized where he was..]

No. Not again.

I refuse to believe this.

This is all a dream. A horrifying, appalling, ghastly dream.

Any moment I will be woken up by water dripping on my face, or sirens, or any noise that would indicate a better situation then the one I am in now!

[After a few moments he realizes that this isn’t working]

Oh dear.

[Makes his way to the phone sadly. He'd been so close to seeing her...so close...he blinked away a few tears as he picked up the phone.]

Hello, my name is Lemony Snicket and it appears I’ve been kidnapped again. If anyone is aware of how long I have been gone for, it would be most appreciated.

[There’s a pause and he tries to think of who he meet here]

Sophie, Allan, Daine? Are any of you still here?

[identity profile] mysilenceknot.livejournal.com 2010-03-24 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Sigh]

Yes, I have no doubt it will be.

[identity profile] eldest-hatter.livejournal.com 2010-03-24 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
I've very sorry you were taken from your home again.

...but it is good to hear from you.

[identity profile] mysilenceknot.livejournal.com 2010-03-24 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a small pause]

It's good to hear from you as well. I only wish it were in more hospitable cirumstances.

Have things changed at all, around here?

[identity profile] eldest-hatter.livejournal.com 2010-03-24 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
As do I.

Nothing permanent...no.

[identity profile] mysilenceknot.livejournal.com 2010-03-24 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Is there anything I should know about?

[identity profile] eldest-hatter.livejournal.com 2010-03-24 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
There were disappearances...and murders. It was very hectic for a while thanks to Grady. He was upset after the riots.

...apparently I was one of the ones murdered.

[identity profile] mysilenceknot.livejournal.com 2010-03-24 11:45 am (UTC)(link)
You were murdered?

Dear lord Sophie, that's horrible!

[identity profile] eldest-hatter.livejournal.com 2010-03-24 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
...I don't remember it. I imagine it was worse for Arthur and Tiffany...

[identity profile] mysilenceknot.livejournal.com 2010-03-24 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes....I can see how that would be.

....at least you returned. I'm sure they were very happy.

[identity profile] eldest-hatter.livejournal.com 2010-03-24 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I think so...but they're still quite shaken by it.

[identity profile] mysilenceknot.livejournal.com 2010-03-24 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes.
....the death of someone close to you is always difficult.

[identity profile] eldest-hatter.livejournal.com 2010-03-24 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
...yes. It is.