mysilenceknot: (yes?)
Lemony Snicket ([personal profile] mysilenceknot) wrote2009-12-05 11:43 am

Post the Seventh: The Hurrying Holidays

[He's picked up and put down the phone a few times before actualling deciding to ask this question]

I know it is most unlikely but would anyone know a store that might sell a Menorah?

For those who are unaware, a menorah is a nine branched candelabrum that holds special significance to those of the Jewish religion.

[identity profile] brbpouncingyou.livejournal.com 2009-12-05 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
You're jewish?

[identity profile] brbpouncingyou.livejournal.com 2009-12-05 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Cool.

Dunno if you'll find anything, though.

[identity profile] mysilenceknot.livejournal.com 2009-12-05 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm starting to think that myself.

[identity profile] brbpouncingyou.livejournal.com 2009-12-05 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
But I'm thinking the drones'll be more sympathetic towards you. World War II did just get resolved around five to ten years ago, didn't it?
Edited 2009-12-05 22:10 (UTC)

[identity profile] mysilenceknot.livejournal.com 2009-12-05 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
.....oh....

[just a moment. He's just staring at the phone for a second as the realization that he's in the past finally sinks in. And the fact that only years ago....]

...Yes. Though I would not be surprised if the drones were antisemetic.

[identity profile] brbpouncingyou.livejournal.com 2009-12-05 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Possibly. But a lot of people were sympathetic.

[identity profile] mysilenceknot.livejournal.com 2009-12-06 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
....that is true.

[still rather shaken]

[identity profile] findingponies.livejournal.com 2009-12-05 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you, like, totally Jewish?

I have, like, no idea! But, like, good luck!

[identity profile] mysilenceknot.livejournal.com 2009-12-05 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
...yes, as a mater of fact I am.

...

Thank you for the good wishes.

[identity profile] findingponies.livejournal.com 2009-12-05 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Well that's, like, totally cool.

Like, no problem.

[identity profile] arturia-pen.livejournal.com 2009-12-05 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I have not seen anywhere that objects of Judaism may be purchased.

I have not even seen a Synagogue.

[identity profile] mysilenceknot.livejournal.com 2009-12-05 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes I noticed a lack of one as well.

I was rather hopeing that there might have been a small shop that I over looked on my exploration of the town.

[identity profile] arturia-pen.livejournal.com 2009-12-05 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
This place seems to create holiday-specific objects and events...so perhaps something will appear closer to the correct time?

Though I can't imagine the powers that be would be sensitive to each individual's faith.

[identity profile] mysilenceknot.livejournal.com 2009-12-05 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Perhaps. Though I will not be surprised if we get things to Christmas and not any other religious holiday.

[identity profile] arturia-pen.livejournal.com 2009-12-05 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
That is what I am assuming will happen.

...however...Christmas seems to have...lost it's meaning nowadays.

[identity profile] mysilenceknot.livejournal.com 2009-12-06 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
...yes. It has rather.

[identity profile] legberjack.livejournal.com 2009-12-05 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Long pause on the phone. Giriko is anything but religious, and is a proud heretic, but... Judaism does mean a little something to him, being a golem-maker. It's a rare little moment of connection for him, is all.]

...

... Oi, did you search the house? We had candles and holders and shit in the kitchen, only way to get anything done in this shithole is improvisation, anyway.

[identity profile] mysilenceknot.livejournal.com 2009-12-05 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmmm, that does sound like a rather good idea.
Thank you, I'll have to have a look around.

[identity profile] legberjack.livejournal.com 2009-12-05 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, yeah, whatever. Oi, bastard! You didn't get any ideas from me, you know!! You understand?!

[identity profile] mysilenceknot.livejournal.com 2009-12-05 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
...[There is a pause and then a light chuckle.]

Yes, Of course not.

[identity profile] bustydefense.livejournal.com 2009-12-05 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
You would think that the store would also cater towards Judaism as well, at least to some small degree.

[identity profile] mysilenceknot.livejournal.com 2009-12-05 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes you would think. However it seems this isn't the case.

[identity profile] finalorder.livejournal.com 2009-12-06 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
What's a Menorah?

[identity profile] mysilenceknot.livejournal.com 2009-12-06 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
It is a nine branched candleholder that is prominent in the clebration of the Jewish holiday Hunukkah.

[identity profile] mini-meatbun.livejournal.com 2009-12-08 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
What's "Jewish" mean?

[identity profile] mysilenceknot.livejournal.com 2009-12-10 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
It's the name of a religion.