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Lemony Snicket ([personal profile] mysilenceknot) wrote2009-12-24 09:53 am

Post the Eighth: The Frightful Find

[Over the years Lemony has stayed mainly the same. He however is more open to friends and has gotten closer to the few he's made here. For the most part though, he's the same mournful and quiet man he always was. However today he sounds panicked as he grabs for the phone]


Hello...hello? There's....something....something terribly dreadful seems to have happend.

There's....a body..

[A gulp]

Oh dear lord, A body is hanging from my porch....light. A body...

[There's a pause as he draws a shaky breath]

I...I just thought I should  let people know...

[Yes he is emotionally rattled and yes he may be crying and yes he really hates this place]

[EDIT: The body in question belongs to Alphonse Elric. Lemony has never meet the young man so he has no idea if it's a drone or not...what with him being dead.]

[identity profile] mysilenceknot.livejournal.com 2009-12-24 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
...there. There is a body hanging from my porch...

..It just appeared there this morning...

[identity profile] silvestris-mage.livejournal.com 2009-12-24 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
...what? I'll be there soon.

[She hangs up the phone, and shortly you'll see her at your porch, examining the body.]

[identity profile] mysilenceknot.livejournal.com 2009-12-24 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[He walks out there, trying not to look at the body.]

It just...it just appeared there over night.

[identity profile] silvestris-mage.livejournal.com 2009-12-24 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think it's meant for you, surely.

[She's taking deep breaths, forcing herself to look. She's seen bodies before, though not in a long time.]

We need to take it down.

[identity profile] mysilenceknot.livejournal.com 2009-12-24 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I...I certianly hope not.

..Yes...yes...that would be for the best.

[identity profile] silvestris-mage.livejournal.com 2009-12-25 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Daine steps closer to the body, looking back at Lemony.]

I know it's not yours at all. Who would do that to you?

[identity profile] mysilenceknot.livejournal.com 2009-12-25 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
...You would be surprised actually.

Where I come from there are an alarmingly large amount of people who would be happier if I were dead.

[Says this all quite calmly]

[identity profile] silvestris-mage.livejournal.com 2009-12-26 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Well here, no one wants you dead.

[She says this with resolve, obviously wanting to believe it.]

[identity profile] mysilenceknot.livejournal.com 2009-12-26 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
I certainly hope so.

[Have a weak attempt at a smile.]

[identity profile] silvestris-mage.livejournal.com 2009-12-26 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
[She smiles, looking confident.]

Now, let's get this down.

[identity profile] mysilenceknot.livejournal.com 2009-12-26 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Right...yes. I suppose we'd better do that.

[He doesn't look to thrilled at the prospect]

I suppose I'd better go get a knife.

[identity profile] silvestris-mage.livejournal.com 2009-12-26 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. Unless you want me to go get one?

[She's not particularly thrilled, but it has to be done.]

[identity profile] mysilenceknot.livejournal.com 2009-12-26 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
No. No, that's fine. I'll be just a moment.

[He ducks into the house and maybe he's being a coward but he couldn't stand to be alone with that thing. A moment later he returns with a knife.]

This should work.

[identity profile] silvestris-mage.livejournal.com 2009-12-26 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Daine takes the knife.]

We'll get him down now, I suppose.

[She looks around for a chair to stand on, as she can't reach him at her height.]

[identity profile] mysilenceknot.livejournal.com 2009-12-26 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes...that would be for the best.

[He glances, over takes a breath and hols his hand out for the knife.]

I'll cut i...him down.





[identity profile] silvestris-mage.livejournal.com 2009-12-27 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
If you say so.

[She hands him the knife.]

[identity profile] silvestris-mage.livejournal.com 2009-12-27 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
If you say so.

[She hands him the knife.]

[identity profile] mysilenceknot.livejournal.com 2009-12-27 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[He doesn't like the idea of it, but manages to reach up and cut the rope holding the body. He winces as it falls to the ground, blood leaking on the porch.]

There, now...I suppose...

[He shakes his head.]

The poor fellow.

[identity profile] silvestris-mage.livejournal.com 2009-12-27 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a shame. People shouldn't...just show up dead on lights.

[identity profile] mysilenceknot.livejournal.com 2009-12-28 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
No...it would be greatly preferable if they didn't.

...Do you suppose it will vanish or...

[He trails off, not really sure what to say]